Biographical Sketch

So tonight I sat down and decided (well kind of had no choice) to apply for scholarships. They needed a 300 word biographical sketch.

Denver wrote mine for me.

Hello my name is Melissa. I like long walks on the beach and warm fires with a book to read. I particularly like young men whose names rhyme with enver. My favorite movie is the Lord of the Rings but what most people don’t know is that I have an affinity for westerns. When I grow up, I would like to go to Budapest and milk a goat.

I wonder what kind of scholarship money is going to come my way to help me out with my dream of milking a Budapestian goat.